Father Of One Of My Kids

"Hellow Minesh? Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To You.
You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Stunned and shocked Man screamed:
"Oh my God! I am married and so careful with modern prevention tactics and 
how could this happen to you? You can ruin me" 

Are you Soni?

Lady replied, "No."

Then Pramila?
No, No.

Mita?
No, No, No

Rupali?
No, No, No, No.

Sunita?
No, No, No, No, No.

Kamali?
No...........................................................oo.

Lady in confusion scolded Minesh:
"Sir, I am The Class Teacher Of Your Son." 

Parrot

Once a man went to buy a parrot.....
Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....
Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....
Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....
Man: How much each of them costs...??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.
Man: Thats intersting, but why so expensive....??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....
Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??
Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....
Man: Thats amazing....What ­ about the 3rd one...Why he costs $5000....?? Which languages he knows...??
Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"

Boady Spry

Lady Doctor to kid : take deep breath and feel something.

Kid : Ok

Lady Doctor : What u feel ??

Kid : Your body spray is amazing..