Pay Raise.

The Maid Asked For A Pay Raise.
Madam Was Very Upset About
This And Asked: "Now Maria,
Why Do You Want An
Increase?"
Maria: 'Well Madam, There Are
Three Reasons Why I Want An
Increase."
"The First Is That, I Iron Better
Than You"
...

Madam: "Who Said You Iron
Better Than Me?"
Maria: "The Master Said So."
Madam: "Ohhh"
Maria: "The Second Reason Is
That I Am A Better Cook Than
You."
Madam: "Nonsense, Who Said
You Were A Better Cook Than
I?"
Maria: "The Master Did.
Madam."
Maria: "My Third Reason Is That
I Am A Better Lover Than
You."
Madam (Very Upset Now): "Did
The Master Say So As Well?"
Maria: "No Madam, The Garden boy Did."